It’s In The Genes ~ Loretta Livingstone

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I have some hair extensions
Which make me look fantastic
I’m not sure what they’re made of
But I think they might be plastic
My forehead is all botoxed
‘Cos it smoothes out all my wrinkles
My lips are lovely, nice and plump
Restylane fixed the crinkles
My skin has been resurfaced
And my teeth bleached really white
I can dazzle with the stars
If I am going out at night
My bust has been well boosted
I’ve had fat sucked out my tum
And had it added on behind
To give a perter bum
My make up has been tattooed on
I wake up looking great
I’m happy with my “natural look”
it’s all good genes and fate!

Loretta Livingstone ~ Jumping in the Puddles of Life.

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